Legally Blonde The Musical Legally Blonde The Musical - Positive

Honey whatcha cryin' at?
You're not losing him to that
Both her hair and shoes are flat
Why is she so rude?

Wipe your tears, it's no big thing
You were meant to wear his ring
Cheer-up, chin-up
It's time to bring a happy attitude

Keep it positive
And slap her to the floor
Keep it positive
As you pull her hair and call her whore

You can take her in a fight

You and he will reunite!

You know we're right
We're positive

KILL HER!

ELLE
Girls, girls!
Violence is never wise
Not the way to win that guy
Anyway she's twice my size
Who's gotta plan B?

GIRL
Uh, me
Look at her, she's like a nun
Show him you are way more fun
Bust out the lap dance
And you won
You off the hizzle, gee!

ELLE
What?

GIRLS
Keep it positive
Let out your inner freak
Keep it positive
Mrs. Prissy Pants won't last a week

You will wear his appetite
You and he will reunite

You know we're right
We're positive
We're positive
We're positive
We're posi-

ELLE
(Spoken)
Oh, my God, you're making me sick

VIVIAN
(Spoken)
Are we?

VIVIAN
(Spoken)
Warner, let's take this back to my place

GIRLS
AAH
Hey, hey, hey!
Keep it positive
That he loves you and not her
You're hotta'
And I bet ya smarter
She don't know the real him
You feel him
So don't her her steal him
Wakin' up like sleepin' beauty
Turn his head with your red hot booty
We'll bring the noise if you bring the funk
It's positively time to shake your junk
Shake, shake, shake, shake
Shake, shake, shake, shake
Woo

ELLE
(Spoken)
Girls, how is this helping? He's not even here!
He left while we were shaking "junk" ! Wait!
(Sung)
Girls I'm positive
That we've taken this to far
No, I'm positive
This is Harvard, not a stripper bar
All this trashy carryin' on
That's the reason that he's gone
I need a salon
Girls I'm

ALL
Positive

ELLE
Try not to get upset
But I'm

ALL
Positive

ELLE
That it's time for me to go brunette

GIRLS
What!?

ELLE
Being blonde
And being hot
That got me exactly squat!
Gotta show him I've got more to give
No, I'm positive

GIRLS
Positive

ELLE
I'm positive

GIRLS
Positive

ELLE
I'm positive

GIRLS
Positive
Positive

ALL
Positive!