[MARGOT]
Dear Elle, He's a lucky guy
I'm like gonna cry, I got tears comin' out of my nose!
MAD PROPS! He's the campus catch
You're a perfect match
Cause you both got such great taste in clothes
Of course he will propose!

[SERENA]
Dear Elle, honey, mazel tov
Future's taking off bring that ring back and show it to me!

[PILAR]
Four carets, a princess cut
Are you psyched or what?
I just wish I could be there to see

[MARGOT, SERENA, & PILAR]
When he gets down on one knee!

[DELTA NU'S]
Omigod! Omigod you guys
Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize
If there ever was a perfect couple this one qualifies
Omigod you guys!
Omigod this is happening, our own homecoming Queen and King
Finally she'll be trying on a huge engagement ring for size
Omigod you guys!
Omigod!

[PILAR]
Okay, everybody signed
Good now fall in line and we'll start the engagement parade

[SERENA]
Light candles in single file
Don't forget to smile
Loose the gum kate you look like the maid
Now prepare to serenade!
Shhh!

[DELTA NU'S]
(Whisper and slowly get lowder)
Omigod! Omigod you guys
Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize

[SERENA]
Shh!

[DELTA NU'S]
If there ever was a perfect couple this one quali-

[SERENA [
Shh!

[DELTA NU'S]
Omigod!

[SERENA]
Guys I'm Serious!

[A DELTA NU]
Elle and Warner were meant to be!

Not once ever has he hit on me!

SHUT UP!

[MARGOT]
They're just like that couple from titanic
Only no one dies

[DELTA NU'S]
Omigod!

[A DELTA NU]
2, 3, 4-

[DELTA NU'S]
Daughter of Delta Nu
Soon to be fiancé
Now that a man chose you
Your life begins today
Make him a happy home
Waste not his hard-earned wage
And so he does not roam
Strive not to look your age
Still in your hour of need
Let it be understood no man can supersead
Our sacred bond of sisterhood
Omigod! Omigod you guy-

[SERENA]
(Spoken) Guys, she's not here

[DELTA NU'S]
What?
Where is she?
Where could she be?!
OMIGOD!

[MARGOT]
Bruiser, where is elle?

[BRUSIER]
(Barks)

[MARGOT]
She doesn't have an engagement outfit

[BRUSIER]
(Barks)

[MARGOT]
She's totally freaking out

[BRUSIER]
(Barks)

[MARGOT]
She's trapped in the old valley mill??!?!

[BRUSIER]
(Barks)

[MARGOT]
O, woops, sorry
The Old Valley Mall!

[DELTA NU'S]
OMIGOD! Mass Emergency!
Don't take the freeway!
Hey, wait for me!
No one should be left alone to dress
And to acessorize. Omigod! You guys!
OMIGOD! OMIGOD! OMIGOD! OMIGOD! OMIGOD!
ELLE
(Spoken) It's almost there but-
(Sung) This dress needs to seal the deal
Make a grown man kneel
But it can't come right out and say bride
Can't look like I'm desperate
Or like I'm waiting for it
I gotta leave Warner his pride
So bride is more implied

[SERENA]
(Spoken) There she is!

[ELLE]
Omigod! Omigod you guys!
All this week I've had butterflies
Everytime he looks at me it's totally proposal eyes
Omigod you guys!
So help me dress for my fairy tale
Can't wear something I bought on sale

[SERENA]
Love is like forever
This is no time to economize

[DELTA NU'S]
Omigod you guys!

[SHOPGIRL]
(Spoken) Blondes make commission SO easy
Excuse me miss, have you seen this?
It just came in
It's perfect for a blonde

[ELLE]
(Spoken) Right, with a half lip-
Stitch on china silk?

[SHOPGIRL]
(Spoken hesistantly) Uhuh

[ELLE]
But the thing is, you can't use a
Half lip stitch on china silk it'll pucker
And you didn't just get this in cause I saw it in last May's VOGUE

[DELTA NU'S]
Omigod! Omigod you guys!

[ELLE]
I'm not about to buy last year's dress at this year's price

[DELTA NU'S]
Elle saw right through that sales girl's lies

[ELLE]
(Spoken) It may be perfect for a
Blonde, but I'm not that blonde
(Sung) I may be in love
But I'm not stupid, lady I've got eyes

[MANAGER]
Omigod! Elle Woods, sorry our mistake
Courtney take your break
Just ignore her she hasn't been well
Try this latest from Milan go on try it on
I take care of my best clientele
It's a gift from me to Elle!

[ELLE]
Omigod! Omigod you guys!
This one's perfect, and it's just my size!
See dreams really do come true you never have to comprimise
Omigod!

[DELTA NU'S]
Omigod! Omigod you guys!
Let's go home before someone cries
If there ever was a perfect couple this one qualifies
Cause we love you guys

[ELLE]
No, I love you guys!

[DELTA NU'S]
Omigod!

[ELLE]
Omigod!

[ALL]
Omigod! You guys!
(Spoken) OMIGOD!